How do you politely say “scram” when you just need a bit of peace and quiet? Here are some sassy products that let you say it as politely as you want… I previously posted this on BuzzFeed
1. Go away, or else…
You can get this clever Go Away I Bite Doormat with or without the bite marks from damngooddoormats.com.
2. DON SOME HUMAN HORSE BLINDERS
Embrace your inner stallion and charge ahead without distractions.
3. Just say “NO”
Hit the big red NO Button and let it shout out 1 of 10 different No’s — so you don’t have to.
4. Forget subtlety — Hold up a monster-sized message
Ward people off with a giant cup and a bigger, bolder message from This is Why I’m Broke.
5. Put on some Noise Cancelling Headphones
Focus on music—or silence—and leave the distractions behind. Just putting these on will get your message across—whether you’re on a plane or at your office.
7. Leave a sign or sticky note on your desk
Make it plain for people to see if you’re “in the flow,” “working on details,” needing them to “LOL elsewhere” or just “GO AWAY.” Keep an assortment of signs with all the messages you need, like DeskMate.
8. Turn your “Come In” Doormat on it’s Head
This mind boggling doormat reads 2 different ways. Depending on your mood, set it to “Come in” or “Go Away.”
9. Step into your Private Sanctuary
Pop-Up Privacy Tents aren’t just for camping, peeing, or changing. Pop it up at work when you need some alone time.
10. Ask for SPACE!
You can’t wear a shirt every day. Sometimes you just have to be direct and ask for a bit of space. Use those nice asking words you learned in kindergarten like “please,” “excuse me,” and “Thank you!”