Learners Bill of Rights

Learners have rights too. Click here for a poster of the Learners Bill of Rights.

I. Freedom of speech
Free speech is granted as long as you don’t dominate the floor, physically harm, or rudely interrupt others. You also have the right to be heard, to assemble peaceably and petition for a redress of grievances.

II. The right to bare arms
Raising bare arms is appropriate for all who bathe regularly, when ready with a question or contribution.

III. No imposition of unreasonable quarters
This includes the right to be quartered in a well-heated, air-conditioned, and/or ventilated room. Further, none shall be forced to remain in classroom quarters during fire or bathroom emergencies.

IV. No unreasonable searches and seizures
While facilitators may search for a right answer, learners have the right to make mistakes. If one is unable to answer a question correctly, the instructor will not cause embarrassment.

V. Exemption from self-incrimination
If you didn’t do the assignment and can get away with it, good for you. But you may pay the price later!

VI. The right to a speedy trial
You have the right to try new things and put learning to use as quickly as possible either in classroom simulations or real-life situations.

VII. The right to a jury of peers
You are entitled to a classroom of peers who will not judge or jeer, but make you feel safe and supported when faced with new challenges.

VIII. No cruel and unusual punishment
Learners shall not be subjected to interminable lectures, excessive homework, nor ridicule and scorn by the instructor or fellow students. Poor attempts at humor, deemed painful to some, shall be exempt.

IX. Equal treatment of all
All should be treated respectfully regardless of age, hobbies, hair style or abundance, gender, skin type, religion, or attire.

X. The right to have fun
Learners have the right to laugh, play, and challenge anyone who pollutes the environment with negative energy.

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